John from Bath … Im starting a Youtube Channel !

– Oh. I quite fancy a cup of coffee. What do you like? Tea or coffee? I’ll be back in a minute. In fact, this is quite good. I’m gonna show you my mug. (upbeat jazzy music) Wait, wait, wait. Oh, oh. Oh. Oh, it’s the small things,
but that is just marvelous. How old was I then? I think I was 23 then. I just want this channel to be a happy and safe place for you to go. Safe place? Oh, I sound like a therapist. And how does that make you feel? Just want it to be a place for you to come where you can just get
away from everything and feel happier. I suppose I was thinking, well, how should I say hello to you? Should I be like, like me? Like, hello or shall I be like hey sexy? You know or should I be
like all right, love, or or should be all
like, all right, darling? Which I quite like, quite like that one. All right, darling? All right, darling? x2 All right, darling? x3 And I’ve got to say, I don’t want to be one of these YouTubers which says at the start
of their video subscribe and then at the end of the video, you can if you like but I’ve got complete anxiety about running out of ideas of what videos to do. If you want to leave a comment in the Comment box to
tell me what videos to do, if I can do it, I will do it. Don’t tell me to go jump off a cliff, I’m not going to do that. If it’s not safe, if it’s not legal, if it requires levels of nudity that are a bit, you know, like you know, where
you’ve gotta bring out the old sensor thing, that’s fine. (chuckling) I’m not sure if that came out right. You know what I mean, I think. Do I know what I mean? I have no idea if I know what I mean. Half the time I don’t know what I mean. I mean I’ve got attention deficit disorder which means sometimes I think I know what I mean, then I
don’t know what I mean, then I do, then I don’t and then I mean I’ve got anxiety, I can’t make decisions either, so do I know what I mean? I don’t know what I mean because I just (mumbling). Oh and I plumped my cushions up for you. See? I wonder how many ways I can say hello. you all right, love? You come here for a good time? I give you a good time. Lots of entertainment and by entertainment I mean. (chuckling) There’s all these things you see that you’ve got to consider when filming and I turned my heating off because in case you hear
the boiler in the background going (humming) and then
I thought oh my God, now I need to turn my fridge off, in case you hear my, my
fridge is on, hang on. Bloody fridge off. Hello. (lively music)

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