Move Over Bieber, Erin Andrews Wants To Party On Beyonce’s Boat


HEY, EVERYBODY. MY NEXT GUEST IS THE LEAD
SIDELINE REPORTER FOR FOX NFL AND CO-HOSTS ABC’S “DANCING WITH
THE STARS.” PLEASE WELCOME ERIN ANDREWS! ♪ ♪ ♪
( APPLAUSE ) ♪ ♪ ♪
>>HEY! I MEAN, IF THIS DRESS OPENED
UP– ARE WE GOING TO MAKE OUT.>>Stephen: WHAT?>>HUH.>>Stephen: I’M IN A
RELATIONSHIP RIGHT NOW.>>YOU ARE? WE ALL JUST SAW.>>Stephen: I’M FLATTERED.>>HOW DID THAT GO? DID YOU DO A LITTLE LISTERINE
BEFORE OR A CHECK?>>Stephen: JUST WENT FOR IT,
BABY. A LITTLE MORE OPEN MOUTHED THAN
I EXPECTED. BUT I GOTTA SAY A-PLUS. I LOVE– THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL
DRESS.>>THANK YOU. I’M, LIKE, HOLDING IT TOGETHER
AS I’M SITTING. HELLO! THANKS, I THINK– YEAH, THEY’RE
BUGS, RIGHT?>>Stephen: THEY’RE VERY
PRETTY.>>WELL, THANK YOU. NICE TO MEET YOU, BY THE WAY. IT’S CRAZY I’VE NEVER MET YOU
BEFORE. DO YOU NOT LIKE TO BE TOUCHED?>>Stephen: I LOVE TO BE
TOUCHED.>>SORRY.>>Stephen: BUT IF YOU TOUCH
ME, I GET VERY QUIET.>>OH, OKAY.>>Stephen: I’LL SHOW YOU. I’LL KEEP TALKING, YOU TOUCH ME,
WHILE I’M TALKING–>>SORRY!>>Stephen: THIS MIGHT BE–
THIS MIGHT BE MY FAVORITE SHOVAL TIME.>>MINE, TOO.>>Stephen: SO YOU’RE A
SIDELINE REPORTER. WERE YOU SURPRISED CLEMSON BEAT
ALABAMA LAST NIGHT?>>FIRST OF ALL, I WAS BUMMED
OUT. I DIDN’T GET TO STAY UP AND
WATCH IT. OIFS A MORNING SHOW. PEOPLE WAKE UP EARLY FOR THAT
BUSINESS, HUH? BUT I SAW THE HIGHLIGHTS AS SOON
AS I WOKE UP. I WENT TO THE UNIVERSITY OF
FLORIDA. I KNOW THEY SAID YOU DON’T KNOW
MUCH ABOUT FOOTBALL?>>Stephen: I KNOW EVERYTHING
ABOUT FOOTBALL. ASK CAN ME ANYTHING ABOUT
FOOTBALL.>>AND ALABAMA, I’M A HUGE NICK
SABEIN FAN, HE’S THE HEAD COACH OF ALABAMA AND I TOLD NICK
SABEIN WHEN I HAVE MY FIRST BORN IT’S GOING TO BE LIKE “LION
KING” CIRCLE OF LIFE. I’M GOING TO GIVE BIRTH TO MY
CHILD AND PASS HIM ON TO NICK SABEIN, RAISE MY KID, WIN A
HEISMAN TROPHY AND GO TO THE N.F.L. HOW IS IT THAT SOUND?>>Stephen: NO PRESSURE.>>YOU’RE GOING TO HEAR THE
“LION KING” MUSIC.>>Stephen: HAVE YOU PLAYED
SPORTS?>>I DIDN’T. I WATCHED ALL THE GAMES WITH MY
DAD AND LEARNED ALL ABOUT IT.>>Stephen: YOU WERE SIDELINE
AT THE GIANTS-PACKERS GAME.>>THIS PAST WEEKEND.>>Stephen: AT LAMBEAU FIELD.>>IT FELT LIKE THE STUDIO.>>Stephen: IT’S CHILLY. YOU DON’T HAVE 500 POUNDS OF
BLUBBER AS A LINEBACKER TO PROTECT YOU AND I ASSUME YOU
WEREN’T QAIRING THAT DANGEROUS DRES. WHAT’S THAT LIKE? CAN YOU DO YOUR BEST JOB AS A
REPORTER IF YOU CAN’T MOVE YOUR MOUTH?>>I WAS WRAPPED UP LIKE FROM
“CHRISTMAS STORY” RANDY, “I CAN’T MOVE MY ARMS NOW!”
DO YOU LOVE THIS?>>Stephen: I DO,.>>THANK YOU. I HOPED THE GOT THAT ONE, TOO.>>Stephen: I HAVE CULT
CANERAL REFERENCES! I’M AN AMERICAN! GO AHEAD, GO AHEAD.>>NO, BUT THE BIGGEST FACTOR
FOR ME IT’S NOT EVEN LIKE YOU’RE FREEZING, IT’S THE CONSTANT
RUNNAGE OF THE NOSE. AND I JUST FEEL LIKE YOU DON’T
EVEN YOU’RE TALKING TO A PLAYER AND YOU’VE JUST GOT THE SNOT
COMING DOWN, SO THAT HAIL MARY… ( SNIFFS ).>>Stephen: IT HUMANIZES YOU.>>IT’S SPECIAL, I HAVE TO TELL
YOU.>>Stephen: A LOT OF CRITICISM
FROM THE GIANTS ABOUT HAVING THE BOAT TRIP.>>DIDN’T HEAR A THING ABOUT IT.>>Stephen: DO YOU THINK ANY
OF THAT CRITICISM IS LEGITIMATE, THAT THEY SHOULD NOT HAVE TAKEN
THE DAY OFF?>>THIS IS MY THING. THEY’RE GROWN MEN. THANE WHAT THEY’RE DOING. MY ONLY QUESTION ABOUT IT WAS–
I DIDN’T– LISTEN, JUSTIN BEEB EI DIDN’T KNOW THE STREET CRED
WAS THAT HIGH FOR THEM. I WANT TO HANG WITH BOONS BONSA.>>Stephen: THEY WERE ON
BIEBER’S BOAT.>>YEAH.>>Stephen: LISTEN, YOU GO
WITH THE BOAT YOU CAN GET, NOT NECESSARILY THE BOAT YOU
NECESSARILY WANT. I DON’T KNOW IF BEYONCE’S BOAT
WAS IN THE HARBOR.>>THAT’S A GOOD POINT. WHERE’S YOUR BOAT. HOW’S YOUR BOAT.>>Stephen: I’VE GOT A SKIFF,
12 FEET LONG, IT’S WOOD. YOU PADDLE IT. DO YOU HAVE A BOAT?>>NOT AS BIG AS YOURS.>>Stephen: DO YOU ACTUALLY
HAVE A BOAT?>>NO!>>Stephen: YOU HAVE TO GET A
BOAT.>>I GREW UP IN FLORIDA BUT NO
BOAT.>>Stephen: HOW DO YOU GET
AROUND IN FLORIDA. SOON YOU’LL NEED A BOAT TO GET
ANYWHERE. ARE YOU SICK OF HEARING PLAYERS
SAY THE SAME THING ON THE SIDELINES ALL THE TIME. THEY ALWAYS SAY, “GIVE 110%.”>>THAT’S LIEWCIALEE IN THE
INTERVIEW, BUT FROM WHERE I’M STANDING ON THE SIDELINES YOU
HEAR THE CRAZIEST THINGS YOU COULD IMAGINE. I WISH I COULD REPORT —
>>WHY CAN’T YOU REPORT ON THEM?>>THE N.F.L. DOESN’T ALLOW YOU. YOU CAN PARAPHRASE. NICK ASKED ME, YOUR PRODUCER. YOU DO PARAPHRASE —
>>WHAT DO YOU MEAN “PARAPHRASE?”
IF YOU HEAR TWO PLAYERS TALKING AND YOU THINK THAT’S NEWS–
>>>>”GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR
REAR END. YOU HAVE TO START CATCHING THESE
BALLS. WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU?”
I CANNOT SAY, “I HEARD SO-AND-SO SAY THIS TO SO-AND-SO.” I HAVE TO SAY, “SO-AND-SO WAS
UNHAPPY HIS WIDE RECEIVER WAS UNABLE TO CATCH A FEW BALLS.” YOU HAVE TO PARAPHRASE.>>Stephen: WHAT WOULD NAP YOU
SAY?>>I DON’T THINK THE N.F.L. WOULD LIKE IT. IT’S A RULE AS A SIDELINE
REPORTER. I CANNOT CAN REPEAT VERBATIM
WHAT THEY SAID.>>Stephen: ARE YOU AFRAID YOU
WILL GET HIT BY ONE OF THE GUYS?>>IT’S ANOTHER THING YOU REALLY
HAVE TO BE SERIOUS ABOUT BECAUSE THEY’RE COMING OR SOMETIMES I’M
WRITING MY NOTES OR TEXTING, AND ALL OF A SUDDEN THEY’RE LIKE,
“LOOK OUT!” I’VE BEEN NAILED IN THE FACE BY
A BASEBALL BEFORE AT A METS GAME. IT WAS NO JOKE, HIT OFF MY FACE,
WENT IN THE STANDS. AND A LITTLE KID WAS LIKE, “YOU
CAN SIGN MY BALL?” AND I WAS LIKE, I HATE YOU.>>Stephen: I GOT HIT BY A
LINE DRIVE FOUL BALL ONCE, AND IT BOUNCED OFF MY FACE AND THE
GUY NEXT TO ME CAUGHT IT.>>THE GUY BEHIND ME GOT IT, AND
THE SECURITY GUARD IN FRONT OF ME CROUCHED DOWN AND I GOT
NAILED.>>Stephen: THE SECURITY GUARD
CROUCHED DOWN.>>I WAS SO UPSET. AND MY POOR DAD HEARD ABOUT IT
AND CALLED ME AND I DIDN’T CRY AND I WAS FINE. BASEBALL TRAINERS AND PLAYERS
WERE COMING UP AND ASKING ME, AND I SAID, “I’M FINE.” AND ALL OF A SUDDEN MY DAD
CALLED AND I SAID, “I THINK I BROKE MY CHIN.”>>Stephen: YOU ALSO HAVE
ANOTHER JOB, FOR THE LAST COUPLE OF YEARS, COHOST OF– OF– “SO
YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE.”>>NO, “DANCING WITH THE STARS.” ARE YOU INSANE!>>Stephen: THERE’S BOTH
DANCING.>>UMM… BUT WE ONLY HAVE ONE
BRUNO. ARE YOU JOKING? DO WE GET TO REDO THIS?>>Stephen: DO WE GET TO REDO
IT? I’LL TELL YOU WHAT. I’LL TELL YOU WHAT, I’LL REDO IT
BUT I’LL LEAVE IN MY (BLEEP) UP.>>YEAH!>>Stephen: LET’S TRY THIS
AGAIN. SO YOU’RE– YOU’RE ALSO COHOST
OF “DANCING WITH THE STARS.”>>I AM, YEAH.>>Stephen: DO YOU THINK YOU
CAN DANCE?>>I DID THAT SHOW, ACTUALLY. I DID! ( LAUGHTER ).>>Stephen: I’M JUST (BLEEP)
WITH YOU.>>WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING YOU?
KNOW IT’S NOT FUNNY. STOP MAKING HIM FEEL BETTER. IS THIS MINE OUR YOUR S.>>Stephen: LET’S FIND OUT. IT’S YOURS. Y PROMISE YOU, IT’S YOURS. YOU KNOW SOMETHING THE REST OF
US NEED TO KNOW IS RICK PERRY WAS A CONTESTANT, AND RICK PERRY
IS GOING TO BE THE NEW STCT OF ENERGY.>>RIGHT.>>Stephen: DOES ANYTHING FROM
HIS PERFORMANCE LEAD YOU TO BELIEVE HE WILL BE A GREAT
CABINET MEMBER?>>HE DID NOT HAVE MUCH ENERGY
ON OUR SHOW.>>Stephen: I BEG TO DIFFER. JIM, CAN WE SHOW RICK PERRY
DANCING? ♪ ♪ ♪
THAT JUST INSTILLS CONFIDENCE! THAT’S A CABINET MEMBER! THAT GUY IS IN LINE TO BE
PRESIDENT NOW.>>THAT’S ONE OF THOSE
PERFORMANCES YOU SIT BACK AND YOU SAY, “BLESS HIS HEART.” IT WAS SO NICE HE CAME OUT AND
TRIED TO BE A PART OF OUR FAMILY.>>Stephen: TELL ME WHAT
ORANGETHEORY IS.>>IT’S A WORKOUT THAT I DO AND
I WOULD LOVE ALL OF YOU TO TRY IT AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU
HERE COULD GO TO OUR OVER 550 STUDIOS IN THE UNITED STATES. IT’S STRENGTH TRAINING. IT’S CARD VASCAL. IT’S CHANGED MY LIFE. WHY DON’T YOU COME WITH ME,
TOMORROW?>>Stephen: ABSOLUTELY! AS FAR AS ANYONE KNOWS, I
ACCEPT!>>THANKS! CHECK OUT “ORANGETHEORY FITNESS”
IN A CITY NEAR YOU. YOU CAN CATCH ERIN ANDREWS ON
FOX. WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A
PERFORMANCE BY CAGE THE ELEPHANT.

68 Replies to “Move Over Bieber, Erin Andrews Wants To Party On Beyonce’s Boat”

  1. Nothing about the elephant in the room. Hmmm. Helen of Troy's face was so beautiful it launched a thousand ships; looking at Erin's boogage is worth 70 million dollars. I wonder if in today's dollars which hot babe is worth more. Can we get a nerd to do the math please.

  2. The order of this playlist is off, so the beginning confused the fuck out of me.

    Thumbnail cleared it up nicely though 😛

  3. Erin's dad, Steve Andrews, is a reporter on my local news station so I've always had a soft spot for her. She just seems so sweet and genuine, even when trying to be funny XD. Also, hearing her talk about her dad made me smile 🙂

  4. yes Stephen you are an American but you're not a patriot. you have tried to sell the American people down the drain and now the Democrats have been exposed and are to be disposed of

  5. Her facial expression @ 4:15. After he says I have a skiff that's wood, 12 inches long. you can tell she probably gets a lot of that in the NFL.

  6. Erin Andrews is a competent sideline reporter and an attractive woman, but that dress is not at all flattering and is in fact ugly.

  7. I don't think she is trying too hard lol I think she is nervous for some reason, or she is just to energetic! Regardless I enjoyed watching this 🙂

  8. Erin Jill Andrews you’re more beautiful at 40 than you were in your twenties at espn. Man, you’re hockey husband luck bastard better be appreciative to get to wake up next to you. I have always like Erin Jill Andrews she has my love and respect. I truly wanted to liquidate that trash sick man that harassed her.

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